Privacy Policy
Welcome to Fred’s policy on Privacy, where your privacy is, well… pretty much non-existent!
Disclaimer: It’s All Fred’s Opinion
First things first, let’s get one thing straight: everything on this site is purely the opinion of Fred Lackey. Fred’s musings, ramblings, and rants are his own and should never, under any circumstances, be taken as fact or legal advice. If you think otherwise, you might need more help than this page can offer.
Privacy? What Privacy?
By visiting this site, you’re voluntarily giving up all notions of privacy. That’s right! Should you decide to comment or create an account, you’re essentially waving goodbye to any semblance of anonymity. Fred will know you. He might even send you a holiday card.
The Fine Print
In the spirit of transparency (ironic, we know), here are the details:
• Comments: When you comment, you’re leaving a digital footprint bigger than Bigfoot’s. Fred will see it and anyone with internet access will see it.
• Accounts: Creating an account is like signing a contract with a notoriously nosy neighbor. They might peek into your profile more often than you’d like to think.
So, if you’re still here and haven’t hit the back button, welcome! Enjoy the opinions, have a laugh, but remember: you’ve been warned.